Hihihihiiii,,!! My namess michael and im the one and only orchestrator of this (not) emporium. Hey speaking of this site's name, im actually an aspiring nuclear physicist!!! And I hope to one day be able to tour sites such as: Chernobyl and the Fukushima Daiichi plant. I'm a highschool student, ergo the sparse updates to this website, and have an A average all across the boards. I've even got the cliche nerd look, glasses, braces, the whole shebang. Annnnyways, I just think coding is really neat, and that's about the only reason this site is still up.


Following the trend of the most basic degree of nerd, I do unfortunatley enjoy some types of math, though most makes me want to BAARF. Out of all the coding languages, CSS is my overall favorite, its so intrestingg,, Homestucks a pretty big one, I suppose, and on that note I love love LOVE Nicolas Cage, to an abnormal degree. Like, I've got an entire wall of just Nic Cage related garbage (pictures coming,,, one day). Any of William Finn's work is ammmazing, I specifically love 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. Trashy horror shlock is also a thing i enjoy,, Puppet Master, Human Centipede, things of that nature. Midwestern emo is also something I'd say I'm particularly fond of. And The Stanley Parable!!! Oh my gosh that is the best game ever created, i looooove Crows Crows Crows.